January 2012
clungetastic:
omg i want to use this for everything
what do you call a laptop that can sing?
a dell
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why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?
tequila
your dog just died
black people
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
December 2011
bryannamarie:
eh-vv-uh:
At a freshman party, go figure lmao!
LOLOLOLOL!
funnest party, i swear lol.
oneswiftthought:
gigglingbean:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
black person: I hate white people
everyone: true dat
white person: I hate black people
everyone: RACIST!
xosindi:
inlecarlospants:
simplybeautifulnothings:
maydayhenderson:
forever reblog
Everyone on tumblr loves this xD
WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM!?
i miss this show!
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
child predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
mum: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
rules of tumblr
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl
oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
Happy 21st to Kingsley!
apieceofearthspuzzle:
lindsaylohanthony:
i watch this whenever im sad