clungetastic: omg i want to use this for everything what do you call a laptop that can sing? a dell ‘ why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? tequila your dog just died black people
new years: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
bryannamarie: eh-vv-uh: At a freshman party, go figure lmao! LOLOLOLOL! funnest party, i swear lol.
oneswiftthought: gigglingbean: this is lmfao this one is 37 and this one is his nephew just let that sink in
black person: I hate white people
everyone: true dat
white person: I hate black people
xosindi: inlecarlospants: simplybeautifulnothings: maydayhenderson: forever reblog Everyone on tumblr loves this xD WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM!? i miss this show!
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
child predator: I have wifi come in my van
mum: let me see your blog.
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
rules of tumblr
don’t have this theme: that’s it
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
Happy 21st to Kingsley!
lindsaylohanthony: i watch this whenever im sad